The face you get when someone hears your Grindr notification.
Every time Christina Aguilera starts yodeling in a song.
“Will there be drinking?” …”No.”
Realizing you can’t remember where your wallet is.
When someone starts dancing in a cage meant for a stripper at the bar.
When they cancelled GCB.
Hearing an Adele song on the radio, again.
What I’d like to do to about 90% of people that hug me.
When a homo starts talking about another one that they don’t realize has a friend of a friend in the room .
When I see my best friend.