The face you get when someone hears your Grindr notification.

Every time Christina Aguilera starts yodeling in a song.

“Will there be drinking?” …”No.”

Realizing you can’t remember where your wallet is.

When someone starts dancing in a cage meant for a stripper at the bar.

When they cancelled GCB.

Hearing an Adele song on the radio, again.

What I’d like to do to about 90% of people that hug me.

When a homo starts talking about another one that they don’t realize has a friend of a friend in the room .

When I see my best friend.

This blog was posted on my birthday! That’s all I wanted to say. Lol.
Oh…that and the guy shoving the girl back by her face was my fav!