After a grueling 6 week training period, I am finally official and I can have a life again. Praise all of those that endure an eight-to-five, Monday through Friday work week. Hats off to you, I didn’t know how much of a pain in the ass that was until I had to do it. I formally announce … Continue reading »
The face you get when someone hears your Grindr notification. Every time Christina Aguilera starts yodeling in a song. “Will there be drinking?” …”No.” Realizing you can’t remember where your wallet is. When someone starts dancing in a cage meant for a stripper at the bar. When they cancelled GCB. Hearing an Adele song on … Continue reading »
When I feel awkward waiting for a date or friend. When I fix a persons electronic devices. When a senior citizen calls in for Tech Support When someone tells me they like the new Pitbull song When the liquor store closed 5 minutes before I got there Whenever I win an argument My two … Continue reading »
I loathe being sick. Sitting around on the couch immobile all day, not my favorite thing. I did find some pretty awesome tracks though. In between NyQuil comas. Which is another post all in itself. Enjoy.
After Drinking A Redbull When Someone Me That I Look Fabulous When Another Homosexual Tells Me About Their Overly Fabulous Life When I Get A Message On Adam4Adam Every Boy At The Bar That I’m Attracted To When I Realize Someone Is Watching Me Eat How I Dance When I’m Drunk When Someone Says I … Continue reading »
I rather enjoy rainy days. Why so many don’t is beyond me. I feel the need to defend by puffy life-giving friends and my lazy gray days. I miss being a child and playing in the rain. Before I cared that my hairspray blasted coiff might end up looking like a dripping wet mop. The … Continue reading »
For the life of me, I just don’t understand why I can’t, understand. What is it about humanity that makes people so, unpredictable? It’s not that I don’t enjoy spontaneous situations, surprises, and overall randomness, but in a positive light. Lately, I’ve seen the best and the worst in people. I’ve seen the good, the … Continue reading »
When you think that there is no hope in the battle between Christianity and Homosexuality all you have to do is read this. It was posted by Single Dad Laughing by author Dan Pearce. The original post I’m Christian, unless you’re gay blog post. Shortly after, a teacher of a 15-year-old boy sent his class … Continue reading »
I’m curious. So, I’ve been scouring the internet looking for statistical data for LGBT voters. I didn’t find any. It makes me wonder though, as a gay man, who the gay population is leaning towards this year. I, myself, am a Democrat. I find the Republican party to be somewhat like a church congregation, driving … Continue reading »
Batter Up Trickster Look Me In The Eye When You Cheers! Oh Gurrrrrrrrl! Stop Bullshitting. How Does This Even Happen? Oh, Girl, We Can’t Party With You No More. I bet there is a bad parent with a tub of margarine behind this. Hey, check this out. It’s called a Burn Unit. This sums up … Continue reading »
Is anyone else sick of the National Organization of Marriage? Running around America like an emotional prepubescent teenager with nothing better to do than try to bully their beliefs down the throats of Americans who don’t support their idiotic ideals. NOM began a new “crusade” against the unholy abominations or homosexuals and The Starbucks Coffee Company, … Continue reading »
Marina And The Diamonds – Primaddona #love. What do you think? Comments, concerns?
Oh No They Didn’t.
Hey Santorum, this was the most exciting thing about your speech. Listening to you drone on and on is like watching an old lady cross the street. Slow, painful, and archaic.
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Someone alert One Million Moms, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, and Alcoholics Anonymous, we’ve got another crusade for you to take up arms against. According to a new study conducted at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute finds that sex deprived flies will hit the bottle, hard, and that ladies and gentlemen will give them a better … Continue reading »
…Well, when you have a bunch of bitches nagging at you for it for the past year, it makes it a little I want to blow up your house like uncomfortable. Sometimes people would do well to not comment on other people’s lives, even if they feel they are doing you a service. I assure … Continue reading »
I’ll admit, I drink occasionally. For myself there is nothing like a relaxing drink after a long day. However, yesterday was no long day before the drinking started. March 11th was supposed to be the day we were set to jump from a plane at 14,000 feet. Unfortunately Mother Nature and the bitch that she is, … Continue reading »
It seems as though daily there is some big corporation, executive big-wig, or political figure constantly sticking it in society’s hole and raping the shit out of it. Buzzing around in hundreds of blogs and news sites today headlines are making hypochondriacs all over the nation fall ill to the ammonia cleansed “pink-slime” of the … Continue reading »
Every once in a while, you can find a gem in Reddit. This particular subreddit, r/birdswitharms, is a collection of pictures where it’s contributors Photoshop arms on birds. Some of them are total bombs, others are pretty funny. …And My Personal Favorite, Smoke Break
Seriously, never thought I’d type that. Sears is in hot water this week, and it’s not in the form of shiny water heaters and LG washing machines. According to Unicorn Booty and zimbio Sears is getting power-soaked in tweets from angry customers in regards to a series of third party shirts that were available from … Continue reading »
On the way to work today, I heard an interesting, and somewhat callow question poised to their listeners. Hot 101.5 does a segment where they ask their listeners to give their opinion on the callers dating/relationship scenario. Today’s topic involved a young woman and the guy she was with on their fourth date. They went … Continue reading »
I’m sorry, but where do I sign up for this sport again?
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Via [Bay News 9] Katie Hudgins and her fiancé we’re enjoying a night on the town in Palm Harbor, Florida. Celebrating their engagement at the beautiful tacky Ozona Blue Gulfside Grill, disaster struck in the form of a fruity flaccid flash-fire. After their fifth Amaretto Sour, the couple must have had a taste for crazy … Continue reading »
This Weeks Playlist: Santigold – Desperate Youth Morgan Page feat. Tegan and Sara – Body Work Regina Spektor – All The Rowboats Junior Caldera – Lights Out (Go Crazy) (feat. Natalia Kills & Far East Movement) Benny Benassi – Cinema Old, but still on repeat
1. Mary Stoppins 2. The Lawn Mower 3. The Stock Market 4. This Is What Happens When You Shop At Hot Topic. 5. Breakdancing 6. America Runs On Dunkin 7. Is Your Dealer Dry? 8. Can You Hold The Door, Please? 9. Troll Mode — Engaged … Continue reading »
On March 10th with some good friends. I’m legit – terrified. But screw it, this will be me on that day. I’m hoping it will be life changing.
Presidential candidate Rick Santorum is at it again, but instead of standing up for the “rights” he believes in, he’s pulling a Newt and ducking with his tail between his legs. Santorum is blaming the media for making him talk extensively on issues related to gay marriage and gay adoption. (Wait, isn’t that what you’re … Continue reading »
Sometimes, well, most of the time in life things get pretty hectic. Unfortunate events always seem to follow behind one another, forming some freak tango line of chaos. However, in these moments, if you’re not sharing them alone, can sometimes turn out to be memorable, or even enjoyable moments. For instance: buying a TV, having … Continue reading »
It’s been three hundred and sixty five days since I watched her slip away. It was the first time in my life that I had held the hand of another as they exhaled for their final time. I believe in that moment, I was in a small state of shock. It was as if someone … Continue reading »
Wake Up In The Morning Feelin’ Like PDiddy. I Told You I Read. BFF4L. HOW MANY TIMES?!?!?!?! ANY ONE THAT KNOWS ME…knows this is me. Congrats Derp, You Win! For those of you with Sidereel accounts. Bedtime Bald Eagle. … Continue reading »
(Via TMZ) Whitney Houston died this afternoon … a rep for the singer told the Associated Press. According to TMZ, Houston died at the Beverly Hilton hotel. A police crime lab vehicle was seen outside the hotel. First big name celebrity for the 2012 year. So sad it had to be her. Still no details … Continue reading »
Every now and then a little glimmer of hope appears out of the hate factory that is the right-wing Christian extremists. While browsing Reddit today I came across a gem. It was titled “A Week Ago, I Was Anti-Gay Rights. Now I’m A Supporter The LGBT Cause. Why?“. Naturally, I was intrigued and followed the … Continue reading »
Begin Scene Your heart is racing, hands sweaty. You pull up to your destination, deep breath. Kill the engine, check your hair, open the door. The door ajar beep rhythm still dinging in time to your Kylie Minogue power anthem that was carefully selected to boost your confidence. You grab your booze and hike up … Continue reading »
What’s Feed Me – Embers Ft. Lindsay Nicki Minaj – Marylin Monroe Dev – Naked (Proper Villains Remix) Ft. Enrique Iglesias Foster The People – Don’t Stop (Kat Krazy Remix) Steve Aoki – Ladi Dadi (Tommy Trash Remix) Colyn Cameron – Gold – (via The Music Ninja)
Obsession. The act of watching this fabulous series until 6 a.m. when I have to work the next day. Exactly how did I miss the boat on this show anyhow? Why didn’t anyone tell me about this sooner? If you were oblivious to this show as I was, it’s time to jump on it. This … Continue reading »
Trending on Twitter this week #ExcusesToDrink apparently started by @_Burnetts, who’s tag line is “You’ll regret it!”. Perfect! Some of the best of this trend, and my own personal thoughts. @JaxDolceVita LONG ASS DAY AT WORK! @BenjiIrving – ” It’s Thursday one day away from Friday. “ @bribetts I found spare change around my house.. … Continue reading »
February 2, 2012 Trying to increase my vocabulary daily, as well as try out some writing skills, I’m starting a new blogging adventure. Pulling out imaginary pictures in my head using Merriam-Webster Word Of The Day posts and injecting that word into the post of the day. As the days go along Christian’s story will … Continue reading »
It’s that time again. Time for the Bros-N-Hoes to dust off their Bro-Bibles and get ready for the Superbowl. For years I’ve dreaded the thought of having to stomach another day of half chewed chicken wings and beer bellies at the bar I worked at. After years of doing the bitch work, and now bar-wench-slave-worker … Continue reading »
The day is coming around once again. There isn’t a Wal-Mart, Target, or other super-sized-warehouse-department-store that doesn’t have a bright red and pink shrine in the front of the store. Reminding all of us single losers that it’s the time of year again where we will once again be bitching about the fortunate ones with … Continue reading »
I made this to share how making the bed was for me this morning.
Oh, you witty little gays. I love how you took something hateful and turned it into fun humor while simultaneously pissing off the owner of the @LGBTfacts twitter account. @LGBTfacts is nothing more than a hate account that sounds like Rev. Phelps of the Westboro Baptist is at the helm. As a matter of fact their … Continue reading »
In a seemingly comical double-punch news release, Starbucks confirmed plans to extend their menu as well as add a beer and wine selection. Unfortunately there are no plans for a liquor bar at this time so there will be no spiking your Skinny Iced Venti Vanilla Latte (don’t let out your gay sighs all at … Continue reading »
With Gasparilla quickly approaching, many are looking for ways to have a good time and not sell one of your children to pay for it. I’m always tickled at the ingenuity of my fellow drink lovers when it comes to concealing their beverages. Here are the best and most clever drinking disguises. Bev-Burry 3 oz … Continue reading »
I’ve created some fun images to help you cope with Mr. Gingrich being in your city. Fig NEWTons Fruit On NEWT Toot On NEWT NEWT In Your Boots
Other ridiculous, absurd, and downright hateful generalist claims made by Ethan Persoff’s “Comics With Problems” series. Trust I could barely read the entire thing with out wanting to strap on my crusader shoe, pick up my poster board, and go picketing. You can read part one of this fine piece of art here. It’s hard to … Continue reading »